Letter To The Administration:
Dear Mr. Bush, Cheney, Hastert, and the entire White House Administration,
Please place your resignations in full page ads with the following newspapers: The Wall Street Journal, The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Chicago Sun, The Denver Post, The Los Angeles Times, the San Fransisco Chronicle and the Seattle Post Intelligencer. As of January 1, 2006 you are no longer "in charge" of my country.
You have breached the faith that you swore to keep with American citizens. You have lied, cheated, pillaged, and plundered for the last time on my watch. Your autocracy is a violation of the US Constitution, which you have plainly stated is merely "a goddamned piece of paper!". Such disrespect for the documents that founded this country are intolerable to true patriots; and I find you all to have betrayed the nation willfully and with malice aforethought.
The Declaration of Independence gives me the right, no, the duty to mount an insurrection against a tyrannical government. That right is never to be taken lightly and must be executed with all speed and determination. Our Founders expect that of we present-day Americans. Who we are is who they were: patriots who loved this country enough to sacrifice their lives for it. Never let it be said that I am a lesser patriot than they. Here is their directive:
"Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States."
Therefore, should you fail to submit yourselves to the will of the people of this nation by volunteering your resignations from positions in government, you shall be subject to a new enactment of Revolution. You shall be responsible for bringing a civil war upon this country, the likes of which have not been seen in 230 years. We will not allow you to tarnish our principles and trample our freedoms any longer.
I sincerely hope that your spy technology is picking this overt threat to you up and recording it. I am proud to defend my country from liars, thieves and murderers such as you. I am proud to declare war on a government that has become a dictatorship. And I am ready to bring about your destruction if you will not honor the oaths you took to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. Indeed, it is no longer a matter of "if". It is a matter of fait accompli.
Therefore, do as you have been ordered by the American people. Resign your offices and leave the government of this nation to the people who you have bullied, spied upon, lied to, murdered, and betrayed. Go now with your lives. Refuse and you will be punished.
